Lest und ehrt den Bro Code (natürlich nicht hundertprozentig ernst gemeint):
- I shall up hold the Bro Code to the fullest of my ability. -
- I will never allow my wingman to go home with less than a six. -
- I agree to swap rounds of anything with my wingman. -
- I will never rack jack my wingman, no mattter how hot the chick. -
- I pedge to never leave a wingman behind when invited to a party. -
- If my wingman meets a hot chick with an ugly friend, I will jump on the grenade. -
- If my wingman gets rejected by a chick, I shall quickly agree that she sucked anyway,even if I thought she seemed kind of cool and interesting. -
- Should my wingman strike up a conversation with a chick of a questionable legal age, I will certify her birth date. -
- If I discover evidence that my wingman’s chick is in a relationship, I shall make that info available to him,unless it’s pretty clear the boyfriend/husband isn’t there. -
- I shall honor and respect the dibs system. -
Aus The Bro Code von Barney Stinson
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“I will never allow my wingman to go home with less than a six.” – Your wingman must be a lucky wingman. ;o
My wings are always lucky like everyone is to be around with me!